Tim Tebow - The Most Fascinating Man In The World!

Sorry, Dos Equis beer guy, you might be not the most attention-grabbing man in the world. That distinguished honor now goes to Jesus in cleats, or Cletus. Previously often known as Tim Tebow or The Tebownator. Each the place you turn you see his mug (ooh sorry, mug may be related to beer and we would not wish to do that). He has launched America to a brand new sport which is actually an previous sport known as Teball. It's the place a fullback takes the football and runs over the opposite team, then as soon as reaching the endzone kneels and prays for the cornerback whom he simply vans that the DB coach can be merciful and stuffed with grace for letting a QB numbered fullback run over him. (The one individuals placing the Tebow pose greater than Cletus is every college wide receiver praying he isn't drafted by the passless Broncos.)

The idea of the working QB is not a new one. The problem was folks envisioned fly guys equivalent to Michael Vick because the working QB. No, what seems to work is that people never envisioned Mike Alstott sporting quantity 15. It is the cornerbacks who're nervous about getting broken ribs these days. It used to be the concept was to get ran by with a "swoosh" like a jet. Now the thought is to get run over with a "klunk" like you were run over by a '57 Chevy.

This idea works in essentially the most primary of soccer schemes. Put a hat on a hat and if he would not have to hand it off Cletus places his hat in your hat, too, as you eat a facet of grass together with your humble pie. Remember the fundamentals, too, all it takes is 3.34 yards per run and also you get to matriculate the ball all the way in which down to the coloured rectangle promise land.

The one thing better this previous week as Cletus ran the ball all over the New York Jets on the Bronco's recreation profitable drive would have been if former Dallas Cowboys' DB, Charlie Waters had a grandson playing nook that Cletus put a foot plant on, on the way to his prayer meeting. That way the headlines may have read, "Cletus Walks On Waters To Resurrect Broncos!"

Are you watching the future of the NFL? A revolution on the QB position? The following big thing? Nicely, probably...when you're watching the Green Bay Packers.